“Pull up your pants!”

 

“In the south Chicago suburb of Lynwood, village leaders have passed an ordinance that would levy $25 fines against anyone showing three inches or more of their underwear in public. [In Jasper South Carolina, a "proposed ordinance ... carries a maximum penalty of $500 and 30 days in jail."]

July 4th

Newsweek reveals, in its July 4th edition, that “The 1812 Overture” actually was written by a Russian named Tchaikovsky.